you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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