Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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