So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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