Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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