Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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