My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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