ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she told me i tasted like america
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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