I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
