yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
When are your genitals available?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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