Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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