On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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