Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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