I must be too annoying 4 u.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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