Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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