Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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