none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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