When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
only you would photoshop your dick
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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