Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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