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• (513): View more from Ohio

  So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"

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  You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator

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  hello competition

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes

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• (631): View more from New York

  Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao

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• (516): View more from New York

  If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How is it??

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  I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?

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