what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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