he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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