some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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