I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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