fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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