I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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