Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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