I CAN MOONWALK!
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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