We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize