Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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