You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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