If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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