Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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