this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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