There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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