How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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