i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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