plz talk dirty to me
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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