At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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