Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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