She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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