New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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