the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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