Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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