Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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