Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
