how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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