I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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