This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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