Sry I called you an 8
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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