Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Randomize
