Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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