Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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