I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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